Klavenism 

noun

the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.

"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
www.ILoveYouManMovie.com

Klavenism by SlippinDeeBazz March 29, 2009

Klavenism 

When a person has an addiction for large black penis.

Ron " I think we might need to get you help"
Whitney " It's fine, i have been controlling myself lately"

Ron " You had five guys here last night, and you can't even tell me there names. You are suffering from Klavenism "

Whitney " I'm sorry, I don't even know who i am anymore"

Klavenism by Grande Muchacho December 2, 2010

Karenism 

Named after Philippine broadcast journalist Karen Davila, who has more than once, during interviews famously issued foolish statements and questions, thereby flooding social media with funny memes.

Samples of Karenisms:
1. "Is the planned subway going to be 'below or above ground'?”
2. "Referring to Prince William and Princess Kate, "The Dutch and Duchess of Cambridge.."
3. "You are the SPLITTING IMAGE of your father."

Karenism by fengwei May 21, 2019

kwamenism 

The belief of the social pratices of a Kwame

Man I love Kwamenism

kwamenism by DipnDrip February 22, 2023

Karenism 

Noun:
A Karenism is when you slur words together and you are of sound mind and body. You then proceed to insist that the slurred words is an actual word.

A Karenism are words like:jucielessness, label the table, coniolial, when you hold up 3 finger and claim that it is 2 fingers.

Karenism by CCIBITCH August 29, 2013

Karenism 

Judging someone for having the same Karen/ using their name against them.

“Jesus dude, don’t be such a Karen!”
“Mate that’s Karenism”

Karenism by LydsKM1496 April 14, 2020

Kralvenism 

The best religion to have ever existed. Kralven is a God, resembling Kermit the Frog. He was rumoured to have had sex with another one of the first gods to create the first few humans. After a whole lot of weird ass incest, here we are. There are many gods, but if you would like to hear about them, email the creator of the religion at [e-mail].

Person: did you hear about Kralven?
Me: Of course, I've converted to Kralvenism last week

Kralvenism by Kralven November 30, 2019