A nasty piece of work who likes to spread lies about beautiful people, probably due to jealousy or his feelings of inadequacy.

Best to avoid people named Klavier as they are worthless, despicable human beings

Oh my God, Klavier is a complete cunt!

Klavier by Loulah December 20, 2023

Klavier

A cunt who thinks hes right about everything and fakes disabilities for attention and pity. He's a pathetic little bitch that spreads rumours about people unprovoked and makes excuses to cover his ass, which are honestly so hilariously pathetic that you cant help but laugh in his face at his sad little life.

HI KLAVIER IF YOU'RE READING THIS! GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE WHEELCHAIR YOU CUNT <333
(- J)

"Oh my god, she's being a Klavier!"

Klavier by cookieieieieieieieieieieieieie April 4, 2024

Klavier Gavin

The prosecutor in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. He's German, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.

And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.

He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.

Klavier Gavin:

"‎Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"

"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."

(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"

Klavier Gavin by ;lkjhfdsasa;sdlj October 19, 2010

Klavie

A usually bubbly and over hyper person. Usually female. She has two consciences and she has two other alter ego personalties. They are sometimes represented as duck or as a princess. She is always loyal and caring. And she loves to be loved. Everybody around her always wonders if she is even close to saine and a phrase used often around her is "KLAVIE!!!"

"KLAVIE!"

Klavie by I am random and yup yup March 19, 2017

kavier

The most understandable nonchalant caring loud quiet person you’ll ever meet

This person I met yesterday was such a kavier

kavier by Buttercup sausage February 16, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026