klavier

ich speile das klavier
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
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klavier

German for piano, but also Rammsteins best song... (About remembering Love murder and insanity)
Ich spiel das klavier (Do I have the right gender?)
2. Dort Am Klavier Lauschte ich ihr...
by mike December 13, 2003
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Klavier Gavin

The prosecutor in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. He's German, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.

And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.

He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.
Klavier Gavin:

"‎Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"

"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."

(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"
by ;lkjhfdsasa;sdlj October 16, 2010
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Klavier

A cunt who thinks hes right about everything and fakes disabilities for attention and pity. He's a pathetic little bitch that spreads rumours about people unprovoked and makes excuses to cover his ass, which are honestly so hilariously pathetic that you cant help but laugh in his face at his sad little life.

HI KLAVIER IF YOU'RE READING THIS! GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE WHEELCHAIR YOU CUNT <333
(- J)
"Oh my god, she's being a Klavier!"
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Klavier

A nasty piece of work who likes to spread lies about beautiful people, probably due to jealousy or his feelings of inadequacy.

Best to avoid people named Klavier as they are worthless, despicable human beings
Oh my God, Klavier is a complete cunt!
by Loulah December 20, 2023
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