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When you kiss a lot of people on Christmas, whether it be under the mistletoe or not.
"I had an AWESOME Kissmas."
"How many people did you kiss under the mistletoe on Christmas?" "A lot!" "Well then Merry Kissmas!"
Kissmas by AlphaBeeboOmie November 25, 2017

Kissassery 

I'm seeing too much kissassery with this new boss around the office.
Kissassery by Snakie July 12, 2013
Like a Suck-Up. Some one who kisses the teacher or coaches ass to get on their good side.
Damn Kelsey is such a kissass during practice, I love her when she's not at sports but when she is she is way to serious.
kissass by Cangelosi May 13, 2005
Somebody who deliberately ingratiates themselves to authority figures in such a way as to be annoying to their peers.
Man, that girl is such a kissass. She totally just wrote thank you notes to her teachers about everything she learned this year and made the rest of the class look bad.
kissass by trueamericanpatriot April 5, 2011

kissassery 

His blatant kissassery makes me want to hurl.
kissassery by infinityx December 30, 2008
Christmas, when written with the shorthand, as Xmas, translates from emoticon language into 'Kissmas'.
i.e. a kiss, X, plus 'mas'
We'll have a loving time this Kissmas.
Kissmas by Zentas December 18, 2012
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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