Kissmas 

When you kiss a lot of people on Christmas, whether it be under the mistletoe or not.

"I had an AWESOME Kissmas."
"How many people did you kiss under the mistletoe on Christmas?" "A lot!" "Well then Merry Kissmas!"

Kissmas by AlphaBeeboOmie November 25, 2017

Kissmas 

Christmas, when written with the shorthand, as Xmas, translates from emoticon language into 'Kissmas'.
i.e. a kiss, X, plus 'mas'

We'll have a loving time this Kissmas.

Kissmas by Zentas December 18, 2012

Kissmas 

Christmas day spent in bed with your lover playing with his package; spending Christmas day in bed with your lover and forgetting to open presents until the day after; if you're a guy then it's getting a taste of 'the' cookie on Christmas day; celebrating Christmas in a nontraditional manner where swapping presents is substituted or augmented with so much kissing, foreplay and sex that the couple forgets the customarily accepted gift exchange that usually takes place on December 25th ... or is that the 26th? Well any way, Christmas day becomes Kissmas day and the Christmas gift exchange takes place the following day.

Dave whispers, "Merry Kissmas, Sheila." as he pulls her close to him in bed and kisses her softly thus starting a Christmas sex session followed by spending the rest of Christmas playing around in bed and drifting in and out of sleep. Dave is too busy getting a piece of Sheila's cookie and Sheila is too busy enjoying Dave's package neither one cares they don't get around to opening Christmas presents until the day after Christmas. Ergo Dave and Sheila celebrated kissmas not Christmas.

Kissmas by Kleinbikegirl January 2, 2011

kissmas 

an alternative for those who do not believe in christmas but are forced to celebrate it anyway

Taz: merry christmas!
Hannah: i'm not a christian, so merry kissmas!

kissmas by skank_whore January 11, 2008

kissmas 

A day of loving and romance.

His wife returns Monday, after a two-week absence, so it should be quite a kissmas.

kissmas by smjgJsbjgsm December 19, 2018

kissaster 

verb

a horrible, terrible kiss which never to be repeated. EVER!

Dude 1: That chick from last night, she didn't return any of my calls.

Dude 2: Maybe you committed your kissaster.

Dude 1: Shut up!

kissaster by mglnitemare August 13, 2010

Kissmise 

A promise that is sealed with a kiss

Girlfriend: Promise to stay with me forever?
Boyfriend: I Kissmise
*Boyfriend kisses the Girlfriend*

Kissmise by JohnnyBGood June 7, 2013