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Respectful way of telling Kiss my ass when in a holy site in the august presence of religiously sensitive people and in the absence of sensible reporters, so that you could say the nasty thing faking it sound like a religiously acceptable expression.

This way you get praised for cussing someone publicly and keep your constituency intact.

The credit goes to ... Rick Gorka and his boss Mitt Romney performing in Poland for inspiring me to shove this term in here.

If only I had had the inspiration earlier, I could have saved poor Ricks job, assuming that he regularly refers to Urban Dictionary for inspiration.
Rick: " Kismass! This is a holy site! Show some respect!"
Kismass by Fake Pudit August 4, 2012
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Kissassery 

I'm seeing too much kissassery with this new boss around the office.
Kissassery by Snakie July 12, 2013
Like a Suck-Up. Some one who kisses the teacher or coaches ass to get on their good side.
Damn Kelsey is such a kissass during practice, I love her when she's not at sports but when she is she is way to serious.
kissass by Cangelosi May 13, 2005
Somebody who deliberately ingratiates themselves to authority figures in such a way as to be annoying to their peers.
Man, that girl is such a kissass. She totally just wrote thank you notes to her teachers about everything she learned this year and made the rest of the class look bad.
kissass by trueamericanpatriot April 5, 2011

kissassery 

His blatant kissassery makes me want to hurl.
kissassery by infinityx December 30, 2008
everyone @ work that sux off the boss
joe is such a kissass im suprised he doesnt hold the boss' nuts when he pees
kissass by robwestcoast September 28, 2006

Kissasshole

Term used for any famous artist who kisses the ass of industry but is an asshole to his/her fans; a hypocrite of the highest order and a cog in the caste system that is Hollywood.
Don't even bother trying to get his autograph; he's a kissasshole.
Kissasshole by Hal E. Wood April 11, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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