Kismass

Respectful way of telling Kiss my ass when in a holy site in the august presence of religiously sensitive people and in the absence of sensible reporters, so that you could say the nasty thing faking it sound like a religiously acceptable expression.

This way you get praised for cussing someone publicly and keep your constituency intact.

The credit goes to ... Rick Gorka and his boss Mitt Romney performing in Poland for inspiring me to shove this term in here.

If only I had had the inspiration earlier, I could have saved poor Ricks job, assuming that he regularly refers to Urban Dictionary for inspiration.

Rick: " Kismass! This is a holy site! Show some respect!"

by Fake Pudit August 4, 2012

Kissassery

Someone being a kiss ass

I'm seeing too much kissassery with this new boss around the office.

by Snakie July 12, 2013

kissass

Like a Suck-Up. Some one who kisses the teacher or coaches ass to get on their good side.

Damn Kelsey is such a kissass during practice, I love her when she's not at sports but when she is she is way to serious.

by Cangelosi May 13, 2005

kissass

Somebody who deliberately ingratiates themselves to authority figures in such a way as to be annoying to their peers.

Man, that girl is such a kissass. She totally just wrote thank you notes to her teachers about everything she learned this year and made the rest of the class look bad.

by trueamericanpatriot April 5, 2011

kissassery

see asskissery

His blatant kissassery makes me want to hurl.

by infinityx December 30, 2008

kissass

everyone @ work that sux off the boss

joe is such a kissass im suprised he doesnt hold the boss' nuts when he pees

by robwestcoast September 28, 2006

Kissasshole

Term used for any famous artist who kisses the ass of industry but is an asshole to his/her fans; a hypocrite of the highest order and a cog in the caste system that is Hollywood.

Don't even bother trying to get his autograph; he's a kissasshole.

by Hal E. Wood April 11, 2010