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kissassery 

His blatant kissassery makes me want to hurl.
kissassery by infinityx December 30, 2008

kickassery

How much ass something kicks, the magnitude of a person object or situation's kickass
The kickassery of chuck norris outweighs that of even ten highly trained ninjas
kickassery by Tommyk. May 30, 2008

kissaster 

verb

a horrible, terrible kiss which never to be repeated. EVER!
Dude 1: That chick from last night, she didn't return any of my calls.

Dude 2: Maybe you committed your kissaster.

Dude 1: Shut up!
kissaster by mglnitemare August 13, 2010

kickassery

1). The act or ability to kick ass in enormous unbelievable ways.

2). of or having qualities of somethings like these:

I can't read your mind. But I can kick your ass.

I can't be invisible. But I can kick your ass.

I can't see through walls. But I can kick your ass.
In accord on the level of kickassery, I wanted to hear it all the more.
kickassery by Terapol June 21, 2010

Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.
Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."

kissasstrophe 

when your kissing up yields catastrophic events
I was trying to butter up my teacher to cover up my bad behavior and I wound up in detention. What a kissasstrophe!
kissasstrophe by edward09 July 31, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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