Kissassery 

Someone being a kiss ass

I'm seeing too much kissassery with this new boss around the office.

Kissassery by Snakie July 12, 2013

kissassery 

see asskissery

His blatant kissassery makes me want to hurl.

kissassery by infinityx December 30, 2008

kickassery

How much ass something kicks, the magnitude of a person object or situation's kickass

The kickassery of chuck norris outweighs that of even ten highly trained ninjas

kickassery by Tommyk. May 30, 2008

kissaster 

verb

a horrible, terrible kiss which never to be repeated. EVER!

Dude 1: That chick from last night, she didn't return any of my calls.

Dude 2: Maybe you committed your kissaster.

Dude 1: Shut up!

kissaster by mglnitemare August 13, 2010

kickassery

1). The act or ability to kick ass in enormous unbelievable ways.

2). of or having qualities of somethings like these:

I can't read your mind. But I can kick your ass.

I can't be invisible. But I can kick your ass.

I can't see through walls. But I can kick your ass.

In accord on the level of kickassery, I wanted to hear it all the more.

kickassery by Terapol June 21, 2010

Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.

Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."

Kickassery Disease by KickassMike March 9, 2010

kissasstrophe 

when your kissing up yields catastrophic events

I was trying to butter up my teacher to cover up my bad behavior and I wound up in detention. What a kissasstrophe!

kissasstrophe by edward09 July 31, 2012