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Somebody who deliberately ingratiates themselves to authority figures in such a way as to be annoying to their peers.
Man, that girl is such a kissass. She totally just wrote thank you notes to her teachers about everything she learned this year and made the rest of the class look bad.
kissass by trueamericanpatriot April 5, 2011
everyone @ work that sux off the boss
joe is such a kissass im suprised he doesnt hold the boss' nuts when he pees
kissass by robwestcoast September 28, 2006

Kiss ass 

A Kiss ass is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing.

This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.

In their quest for higher status and privilege, they will become unguarded and their peers will begin to notice how fake and transparent their attempts are.

A Kiss ass will most definetly seem fake due to the fact they don't actually give a shit when people watch how fake they are.
Ted's co-workers knew he was a Kiss ass because he never went to TGIF with them, and instead went out with the boss.

"It's obvious Ted is a Kiss ass, look at how he ignores the rest of us"
Kiss ass by jacht February 8, 2010

Kissassery 

I'm seeing too much kissassery with this new boss around the office.
Kissassery by Snakie July 12, 2013

kissaster 

verb

a horrible, terrible kiss which never to be repeated. EVER!
Dude 1: That chick from last night, she didn't return any of my calls.

Dude 2: Maybe you committed your kissaster.

Dude 1: Shut up!
kissaster by mglnitemare August 13, 2010

Kiss Ass 

A kiss-ass, otherwise known as a teacher's pet, brown-noser, or in case of the office, a 'Yes,man/woman', is a person who will constantly suck up to a person in a higher position, hoping to gain attention and/or favor.

They are the ones who are in the office on weekends (usually the only ones there), while everybody else is having fun. Or they are usually the first ones there and the last to leave.

They generally allow themselves to be stepped on, walked over, and shit on, all in the hopes their efforts will be noticed by their superiors.
Brad: Hey, is Jim going to join us at the baseball game?

Tom: Nah. He's too busy pulling an all-nighter at the office

Brad: What a corporate kiss ass
Kiss Ass by marc2010 November 14, 2012