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kissmyass 

Another word for Christmas for people who don't like the commercialism/consumerism of the Holiday.
Merry Kissmyass and Crappy New Year
kissmyass by wafwot December 28, 2005
When you kiss a lot of people on Christmas, whether it be under the mistletoe or not.
"I had an AWESOME Kissmas."
"How many people did you kiss under the mistletoe on Christmas?" "A lot!" "Well then Merry Kissmas!"
Kissmas by AlphaBeeboOmie November 25, 2017

Kissassery 

I'm seeing too much kissassery with this new boss around the office.
Kissassery by Snakie July 12, 2013
Like a Suck-Up. Some one who kisses the teacher or coaches ass to get on their good side.
Damn Kelsey is such a kissass during practice, I love her when she's not at sports but when she is she is way to serious.
kissass by Cangelosi May 13, 2005
Somebody who deliberately ingratiates themselves to authority figures in such a way as to be annoying to their peers.
Man, that girl is such a kissass. She totally just wrote thank you notes to her teachers about everything she learned this year and made the rest of the class look bad.
kissass by trueamericanpatriot April 5, 2011

kissassery 

His blatant kissassery makes me want to hurl.
kissassery by infinityx December 30, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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