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To be drunk. Very drunk. Staggering.
She had 12 pina coladas after 4 beers. Blatted? She was completely kilted.
Kilted by Bad boy George January 28, 2009
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Kilted Fury 

Usually known as someone who drinks whiskey recklessly, and hits on servers, all while wearing a Kilt.
Polite in general encounters, does not like backhanded comments. Verbally confrontational, well spoken, and insightful.
You were so drunk I think I saw Kilted Fury! (Slap hands)

Why is there a plaque for D"Kilted Fury"H on the wall?
Kilted Fury by Judgementalbellevue February 4, 2010

kilted kangaroo 

A “Well Hung” man in a kilt (Large Junk)
Well he’s definitely a kilted kangaroo from what I have heard

kilted handstand 

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.
Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.
kilted handstand by Zulikath October 1, 2025

kilter annie 

kilt-er an-ee

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.
kilter annie

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.

just killed a woman, feeling good 

A term first coined by one TommyInnit when he killed a woman in a video game.
Wilbur: *talking eloquently*
TommyInnit: “Just killed a woman, feeling good.”

Who Killed Captain Alex 

One of the best Action movies ever filmed, coming right out of Uganda. The animation is amazing, and the actors are top notch.
Dude, have you seen 'Who Killed Captain Alex yet'? Its amazing!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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