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To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.
I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.
by I.Make.Words July 13, 2011
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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As in "I'm high as a kite"


"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"
by jaffa April 18, 2006
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Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.
Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"
by VAAM the Anomaly February 10, 2019
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to be reported, snitched on (usually falsely). Give C.O. a small piece of paper that gives a brief description of the inmate (name), and accusation so the inmate gets transferred to another cell block.
He was causing trouble on the cell block in jail so we kited the inmate to a guard.
by whoamI2013 June 09, 2013
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