Kited 

To be totally high on drugs.

As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"

Kited by jaffa May 1, 2006

Kited 

To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.

I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.

Kited by I.Make.Words July 14, 2011

Kited 

Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.

Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"

Kited by VAAM the Anomaly February 10, 2019

kited 

to be reported, snitched on (usually falsely). Give C.O. a small piece of paper that gives a brief description of the inmate (name), and accusation so the inmate gets transferred to another cell block.

He was causing trouble on the cell block in jail so we kited the inmate to a guard.

kited by whoamI2013 June 9, 2013

Kited 

Kited is a mobile RPG that integrates augmented reality (AR), offering users dynamic quests and interactions with AI-generated characters in real-world environments.

I spent the whole afternoon exploring the city and completing quests in Kited, it's amazing how the game blends the real and virtual worlds.

Kited by MikeLesvo June 13, 2023

kited up 

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

kited up by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Kite Flyer 

One who changes their opinions like a kite flyer looking for wind.

"Shane, your such a Kite Flyer! 5 minutes ago you said the exact opposite to that other woman."

Kite Flyer by Ari Shaffer January 14, 2022