3 definitions by Collective Reasoning
by Collective Reasoning October 1, 2020
Jesus, did you misspell ‘as if’? As af is stupid because it’s essentially ‘as as fuck’ and that is not grammatically correct.
1. Girl1: I was typing to one of my friends and accidentally typed ‘as af’ like a moron.
2. Girl2: that’s funny as af!
Girl3: get out. Get out of my apartment. Get out now.
2. Girl2: that’s funny as af!
Girl3: get out. Get out of my apartment. Get out now.
by Collective Reasoning October 13, 2019
The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.
Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019