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A stupid cuñt that likes to suck coćk, adores men, extremely short and a baby to Kyle
kilaris by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Klarissa 

This is a gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. She cares a lot for other people and tries to help anyone who is down. Her body is sexy but she struggles to believe that she is beautiful sometimes and doesn't always have confidence. She loves sports and is very intelligent. Shortly she is a beautiful and caring girl inside and out, who is good at almost anything.
Zayn,"That girl is gorgeous any guy would be lucky to have her."

Mike," Well dude she is a Klarissa, what else can you expect?"
Klarissa by Phoenixdancer December 28, 2019
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klarisse 

A feminine name meaning beautiful, smart, trustworthy, funny, fit, adorable and easily lovable. She is a sexual icon and is a total guy magnet. She is a complete goddess in bed and has guys that can vouch for that. Klarisse is typically short but don't underestimate her appetite, she can eat a cow if she wanted to.
Oh man, Klarisse is perfect.
klarisse by I like pie247 March 3, 2019

Klarissa 

The most beautiful girl in the entire world, Best girlfriend you'll ever have. Gorgeous eyes, sexy lips and amazing body; Fantastic personality, you'll never get bored with Klarissa.
John: man that girl is gorgeous in every aspect.
Chris: Duh! she's a Klarissa.
Klarissa by wessuhleee July 31, 2011
A funny, loving, and caring women.She's. Always helping no matter what she loves to talk about people in nice ways and yeah
Who is klarisa ? Klarisa is the girl who's talking to you right now
Klarisa by Baby._.K July 19, 2017
The OTs-02 Kiparis (Kiparis means Cypress in Russian) is a Russian submachine gun designed in the 1970s but was in service until 1991 somewhere after the collapse of the Soviet Union It is primarily intended for internal security and police units, it was adopted by the Russian police and MVD (Internal Affairs Ministry). The OTs-02 is a blowback-operated weapon of a conventional design chambered in 9x18mm Makarov. It can fire both the standard 57-N-181S cartridge and the more powerful 57-N-181SM high-impulse round.

The receiver is made from pressed steel with a synthetic plastic pistol grip. It feeds from stamped steel detachable straight box magazines, inserted into a well in front of the trigger guard with either a 20 or 30-round cartridge capacity.

The weapon has a rudimentary steel skeletonized stock which folds up and over the receiver when folded, in such a manner that the simple base plate outline extends downwards to either side of the muzzle. The Kiparis is supplied with a proprietary sound suppressor with a service life of approx. 6,000 rounds, the same service life as the barrel. In this form the weapon is known as the OTs-02-1. The OTs-02 Kiparis can also accommodate a red dot sight or a tactical laser pointer which clips on forward of the magazine housing in such a way that the bottom of the laser aiming device can act as a forward grip during aiming.

The weapon was first known to mass audience during the release of the video game Call of Duty: Black Ops
Dude I just pwned that guy with my Kiparis!
Kiparis by JMiG144 November 13, 2011
A klaris is when you tell a story or a sentence that has already been told by a different person.

It can also be a repetition of something you've already said before
Person 1: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Person 2: That's impossible. Whose baby?
Person 1: An elephant's.

Croud: (Laughing)

The one making a klaris 5 mins after the joke has been told:

(Klaris) Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.

Cround: Haha Klaris!!
Klaris by northeffect August 26, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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