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A klaris is when you tell a story or a sentence that has already been told by a different person.

It can also be a repetition of something you've already said before
Person 1: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Person 2: That's impossible. Whose baby?
Person 1: An elephant's.

Croud: (Laughing)

The one making a klaris 5 mins after the joke has been told:

(Klaris) Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.

Cround: Haha Klaris!!
Klaris by northeffect August 26, 2009
Words you can keep
Klaris is a man that’s strong, handsome, smart, blonde, tall, muscular and has the largest cock in the city.
John: Wow, look at that handsome guy over there!
Emily: Oh my god! That’s Klaris!
Klaris by Klarkys November 21, 2021
Related Words
Klarissa Klarisa Klarise klarisse Klari karis Karissa Kharis Karishma Karisma
The romantic shipbetween Metallica drummer, Lars Ulrich and Metallica lead guitarist, Kirk Hammett.
It has been debated for years whether or not the ship was real. It does have a big following of believers though.
Oh my god. It’s just too much Klars for me to handle.
Klars by aLIEsun October 8, 2018

Karishma 

Karishma is a brave girl who will stand up for her friends and win every fright. She is honest and so funny. Karishma is also Hindi for miracle. She knows what a real friend is and she is one and is a great writer and when she finds her passion no matter who tells her she’s bad at it, she’ll keep pursuing it. She loves giving nick names to people and her family loves her and she loves them back. She believes in God and in her word and she is very kind and if you have the chance to meet her never loose her. Don’t fight her or she will come after you and win. She’s also a bit boy crazy and Insecure but doesn’t show it. She cares about people’s feelings and is very pretty and cute. She’s smart, cool, loves to talk and make new friends too.
Karishma: (Talks to lonely girl) Hi I’m Karishma what’s your name?
Lonely Girl: (She thinks: Wow a girl is actually taking to me!? This is amazing)

Boy 1: Wow I like her she’s so nice and pretty

Boy 2: She’s in my Math class she’s smart and she’s reallt cool and funny.
Karishma by Stephanie Keeps you calm December 24, 2018
An attractive, athletic, charming girl. Very ouspoken and mature about everything.

kharisma: charming, attractive, athletic, appealing
That girl has so much kharisma.
kharisma by UdDictionary May 12, 2014

Klanistan 

An imaginary home for White racists, making reference to the K.K.K.; used sarcastically in conversation to emphasize the racism of a previous statement.
White Racist: "Why do Black kids always have the need to steal stuff?"

White Non-Racist: "Get your mind out of Klanistan, that's just a stereotype."
Klanistan by Hey It's Me June 5, 2009
A girl with a big heart. She loves unconditionally and lives for fun. She’s pretty, smart, and absolutely hilarious. Treat her with love, because she is hurt easily. Usually insecure and self conscious, so be careful with the words you choose. She is loved by all.
See that spunky girl over there? That’s Karista
Karista by Tinygirlwithbigdreams December 23, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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