keusch 

Keusch(pronounced kirsch) is one of many ways to tell someone everything is going to be fine, good,great and to not worry.

CIAN: oh my god the firework factory is on fire!!!!!

SEAN: It's keusch, we get to see a wicked display!!!

keusch by sean couch October 3, 2009

Pull a Ben Keusch 

When a boy breaks up with a girl at prom usually the girl is crying hysterically.

Did you hear Maxie was gonna Pull a Ben Keusch at prom? Ana's gonna be pissed.

Pull a Ben Keusch by Ellmarelikina July 18, 2010

keusching 

keusching (pronounced kirsching) is the art of masterbating while you are staying in a house that is not your own.

SHANE: dude, were u keusching last night....i heard wierd things coming from the guest room...

SEAN: you heard something COMING from the guest room all right *winks*

SHANE: sexxyyyy

keusching by shane egone October 4, 2009

keschia 

Keschia a loving, caring person if you find a person that named keschia you are lucky

Did you hear there is a new girl in the school named keschia.

keschia by NOBODY OK November 1, 2020

kerschlonked 

Adjective:
1) weird, messed up, or fucked up

Noun:
1.) to fuck someone up or fuck someone over

ex 1: Instagram is completely kerschlonked, none if my messages are going through!

ex 2: Tristan Woods absolutely kerschlonked Khloe Kardashian

kerschlonked by heelygyal March 13, 2019

Kruschev

Kruschev (spell Hrushtshov) was the leader of USSR in 1953-1964.

Criticized Stalin in 1956 for being a bloody tyrant-like leader and blamed some of his henchmen as Stalin's executioners.
Two things are most common in this fella: (Trying) to improve relations with the western world and using corn as the main field product.
Was bald and his people saw him as a funny man, due to the corn policies (trying to plant corn all over the USSR, including in the tundra and swamp).
Also provoking a nuclear war, by amassing warheads to Cuba and locking USA and the USSR to a nuclear stalemate.
Was overthrown in 1964 by Leonid Brezhnev and Juri Andropov That is all.

Russian anecdote about what describes Kruschev quite accurately

A football match held between USA and USSR. The head guests are John F. Kennedy and Nikita Kruschev. When the Americans started to lose Kennedy called his team up and promised his men something. And when the Russians started to lose the game, Kruschev called his team up and promised his men something. USSR's football team won and now Kennedy and Kruschev asked each other that what promises they made.

Kennedy: "I promised my men that every one of them would get $100 000, If they win the game."
Kruschev: "I promised my men that I'll order to plant corn on every single football field in USSR, If they lose the game."

Kruschev by Möszick April 25, 2013

Kuschi 

Kuschi is a gorgeous girl. She probably has shiny, medium length brown hair and brown eyes. She is probably very skinny and short but not too short. She has the best fashion sense, and makes friends easily. Kuschi is really funny, and is usually athletic and probably is a cheerleader. She is super smart and everyone likes her. If you are friends with or dating a Kuschi, you are very lucky!

Person #1: OMG!!!! That girl is literally GORGEOUS!!! who is she????
Person #2: YA! That's Kuschi, I heard she's super smart and is a cheerleader!

Kuschi by Katie_007 June 3, 2019