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kerschlonked 

Adjective:
1) weird, messed up, or fucked up

Noun:
1.) to fuck someone up or fuck someone over
ex 1: Instagram is completely kerschlonked, none if my messages are going through!

ex 2: Tristan Woods absolutely kerschlonked Khloe Kardashian
kerschlonked by heelygyal March 13, 2019

kerschlapp 

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy them so hard they want to cry.
I just kerschlapped those orphans.
kerschlapp by OppositeX December 2, 2020

kerschtank 

The act of soundly flicking someone's ear so as to cause a loud snapping noise and a brief period of intense pain. Usually done to someone who has committed an idiotic act or said something stupid. Can be used as an alternative to spanking children or as an adolescent male bonding alternative to arm punching.
"Keep acting stupid Billy-Bob and I'll kerschtank you a good one!" ..or.. "Clean up your room or you'll get the kerschtank"
kerschtank by Lorndawg Humplegg October 17, 2006

kerschmack 

1. Word used to describe a "smack" noise.
2. A word used to exclaim loudly when in suprise or in awe.
3. A verb to use in replacement of smack.
1. Did you hear that loud kerschmack at the mall?
2. Kerschmack!!!!! That is so amazing!!!
3. If you don't do your homework I'm gonna kershmack you upside the head.
kerschmack by John Tom Lom February 9, 2006

kerschlapp 

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy someone so hard there is no other word to define it.
I kerschlapped the enemy so hard, the uninstalled.
kerschlapp by OppositeX December 2, 2020

Kershlam 

Utterly over-powering a random shot in any online-pool game.
1: "Dude do you aim?"
2: "Fuck no, I kershlam that shit."
Kershlam by Kershlam May 28, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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