kerschlab

Running at an odd unknown angle

The pipe is run on a kerschlab

kerschlab by joemechanical April 25, 2011

kerschlonked 

Adjective:
1) weird, messed up, or fucked up

Noun:
1.) to fuck someone up or fuck someone over

ex 1: Instagram is completely kerschlonked, none if my messages are going through!

ex 2: Tristan Woods absolutely kerschlonked Khloe Kardashian

kerschlonked by heelygyal March 13, 2019

kerschlapp 

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy them so hard they want to cry.

I just kerschlapped those orphans.

kerschlapp by OppositeX December 2, 2020

kerschtank 

The act of soundly flicking someone's ear so as to cause a loud snapping noise and a brief period of intense pain. Usually done to someone who has committed an idiotic act or said something stupid. Can be used as an alternative to spanking children or as an adolescent male bonding alternative to arm punching.

"Keep acting stupid Billy-Bob and I'll kerschtank you a good one!" ..or.. "Clean up your room or you'll get the kerschtank"

kerschtank by Lorndawg Humplegg October 17, 2006

kerschmack 

1. Word used to describe a "smack" noise.
2. A word used to exclaim loudly when in suprise or in awe.
3. A verb to use in replacement of smack.

1. Did you hear that loud kerschmack at the mall?
2. Kerschmack!!!!! That is so amazing!!!
3. If you don't do your homework I'm gonna kershmack you upside the head.

kerschmack by John Tom Lom February 9, 2006

kerschlapp 

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy someone so hard there is no other word to define it.

I kerschlapped the enemy so hard, the uninstalled.

kerschlapp by OppositeX December 2, 2020

Kershlam 

Utterly over-powering a random shot in any online-pool game.

1: "Dude do you aim?"
2: "Fuck no, I kershlam that shit."

Kershlam by Kershlam May 28, 2010