kerschmack 

1. Word used to describe a "smack" noise.
2. A word used to exclaim loudly when in suprise or in awe.
3. A verb to use in replacement of smack.

1. Did you hear that loud kerschmack at the mall?
2. Kerschmack!!!!! That is so amazing!!!
3. If you don't do your homework I'm gonna kershmack you upside the head.

kerschmack by John Tom Lom February 9, 2006

kerschtank 

The act of soundly flicking someone's ear so as to cause a loud snapping noise and a brief period of intense pain. Usually done to someone who has committed an idiotic act or said something stupid. Can be used as an alternative to spanking children or as an adolescent male bonding alternative to arm punching.

"Keep acting stupid Billy-Bob and I'll kerschtank you a good one!" ..or.. "Clean up your room or you'll get the kerschtank"

kerschtank by Lorndawg Humplegg October 17, 2006

Kerschmeckled 

Exceptionally drunk, severely intoxicated.

Are you getting kerschmeckled before prom?

Kerschmeckled by Gray1774 April 25, 2019

kersmack

To get so annoyed at someone that you smack them aggressively across the face.

My wife was being so rude to me today... she refused sex twice this week! I decided to kersmack her ass to the ground and strip her down, forcing her into sex!

kersmack by AeronaTheFox November 25, 2019