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Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018
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strickly kittly 

Meaning that you have no attraction to dick and are strickly a pussy or vagina person. Opposite of strickly dickly
dick vagina pussy Dave is so strickly kittly.
strickly kittly by sweecie June 10, 2016

Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

Burp in the kettle 

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.
I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.
Burp in the kettle by Beanius September 11, 2014

Ketty Shuffle 

When you have taken too much ketamine and you can't walk properly. You "shuffle" about.
Look at that bag head doing the ketty shuffle!
Ketty Shuffle by Auntie Joolie March 19, 2009
A girl who isn’t afraid to say what’s on her mind, she’s also very beautiful and confident, and she’s also loving and caring to those around her.
Damn bro have you noticed how thick ketlyn is 😮
ketlyn by vivibrazil April 18, 2019