kettly

if u are friends with a kettly keep her she’s the best person u will ever meet shes so kind and funny she can rly brighten up ur mood she’s so funny and quirky she’s a keeper🥰🥰🥰

u know kettly??
DUHH SHES THE BEST PERSON EVER

by kettly🥰🥰 March 9, 2021

Kettledrums

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner

" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"

by L. Linton August 24, 2018

strickly kittly

Meaning that you have no attraction to dick and are strickly a pussy or vagina person. Opposite of strickly dickly

dick vagina pussy Dave is so strickly kittly.

by sweecie June 10, 2016

Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!

Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

by Mr Hunter's Left Ankle February 22, 2019

Burp in the kettle

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.

I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.

by Beanius September 11, 2014

Ketty Shuffle

When you have taken too much ketamine and you can't walk properly. You "shuffle" about.

Look at that bag head doing the ketty shuffle!

by Auntie Joolie March 19, 2009

ketlyn

A girl who isn’t afraid to say what’s on her mind, she’s also very beautiful and confident, and she’s also loving and caring to those around her.

Damn bro have you noticed how thick ketlyn is 😮

by vivibrazil April 18, 2019