kettled

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!
I so kettled, I cant stand up
by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004
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kettled

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderation™.
Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!
by Brick. May 03, 2005
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kettled

a. 1. Really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.
-Oh my lord, I am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-I am kettled off my ass!
by artizz April 21, 2006
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Kettle

Used in London, UK to refer to a wrist watch.
i moved to him for his kettle.
by LondonSlangMonger August 04, 2009
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Kettled

When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders
"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"
by PurpleBin January 17, 2017
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Kettled

A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex.
"Me and this boy had anal sex last night"
"Eww you got kettled"
by PaddyPeacock June 07, 2009
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kettling

Oh for Christ Sake, does every word need to be a sexual inuendo? For that small audience even the most modest of social consciousness- Kettling is a tactic used by police to try to suppress peaceful demonstrations by corralling protesters and refusing to let them go.
At the 24 November student demonstration in London, police were kettling students, some as young as 14, keeping them in the cold until midnight. Shame the American media didn't have time to cover it....
by protester's dad November 25, 2010
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