kettlewell

to punch a female person in the vagina, with force.

shes told me to make my own sandwhich... so i kettlewellled her. bitches make me sandwiches.

by getinthedamnkitchen May 25, 2011

Kettlewell

THE GREATEST LAST NAME EVER

Kettlewell is super amazing last name

by left ventricle May 21, 2022

Kettlewell

A great last name that is not quite as good as the last name klein

Kettlewell is not quite as good as Klein

by SuperiorVenaCava May 21, 2022

kettlewell

1.) An unholy douche.
2.) See #1

That kettlewell can go fuck himself.

by KevinH May 4, 2005

kettlebell

A Russian exercise tool that dates back to the 1700's. It resembles a cannonball with a handle welded onto it. Although it is very unassuming, it is a sinister training tool that will seriously kick your butt if you train correctly with it. It is a favorite of MMA fighters and strongman competitors.

Rahim threw up yesterday after completing three rounds of kettlebell exercises!

by 2xfboo2 January 7, 2008

kettlebell

A ball and handle made of cast iron. Usually 36, 54, or 72 pounds. Used for exercising. Resembles a black kettle.

Give me 50 one arm snatches with a 72lb kettlebell.

by strengthendurance May 19, 2008

Kettlebell

1. A demonstration of homosexuality. A means of expressing how gay a man is. A homoerotic unit of measurement.
2. A Russian way to exercise that says "I can exercise with the big boys!" It’s the power lifters equivalent to a girl pushup.
3. A secret society of the gay community.
An exercise used to initiate you into Gaydom.

Sally: "Oleg really likes his kettlebell."
Jane: "Hes obviously gay."

Bruce: "Are there any hot guys here tonight?"
Prudence: "oooh yes! Those guys over there are my little kettlebell men!"

by superdudeman June 23, 2009