Kettlecorn

Rimming out someone's ass while yoddeling and giving a hand-job.

Olivia totally kettlecorned me last night and she sounded pretty good.

by Shanstin June 19, 2009

everybody loves kettlecorn

the phrase is commonly used as a code word meaning either "Get me out of here!" or "I can't tell you what I'm really trying to say because someone is with me that can't hear it."

Ex 1:
Friend 1: Everybody loves kettlecorn
Friend 2: Haha random but true, well we better be going, it's getting late.
Friend 3: Ok well I'll see you guys later.
Friend 1 to friend 2: Thanks so much for getting me out of there, I really hate that place.

Ex 2: **phone conversation**

Friend 1: So what is this huge secret you're keeping from your parents?
Friend 2: Everybody loves kettlecorn.
Friend 1: You're parents are near by?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 1: You can tell me later.

by bones543210 July 22, 2010

kettlecornia

feeling a need to have kettlecorn.

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.

by mattypatty123456789 May 7, 2009

Kettle Corn

A funtime snack.

Troy: Kettle Corn! That's A Funtime snack!

by TroyAndAbedInTheMorning April 19, 2011

Kettle corn

The act of tea bagging a girl/guy with poprocks in their mouth. This abides to the rules of kettle corn, due to the sweet and salty combo as well as the popping.

Have you ever experienced kettle corn? It's pretty extreme cause some times the popping hurts, but it hurts so good.

by Life changer April 11, 2010

kettlecornia

a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.

I have kettlecornia because I wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn't give it to me!

by kettlecornholic April 26, 2006

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018