kettlebell 

A Russian exercise tool that dates back to the 1700's. It resembles a cannonball with a handle welded onto it. Although it is very unassuming, it is a sinister training tool that will seriously kick your butt if you train correctly with it. It is a favorite of MMA fighters and strongman competitors.

Rahim threw up yesterday after completing three rounds of kettlebell exercises!

kettlebell by 2xfboo2 January 7, 2008

kettlebell 

A ball and handle made of cast iron. Usually 36, 54, or 72 pounds. Used for exercising. Resembles a black kettle.

Give me 50 one arm snatches with a 72lb kettlebell.

kettlebell by strengthendurance May 19, 2008

Kettlebell 

1. A demonstration of homosexuality. A means of expressing how gay a man is. A homoerotic unit of measurement.
2. A Russian way to exercise that says "I can exercise with the big boys!" It’s the power lifters equivalent to a girl pushup.
3. A secret society of the gay community.
An exercise used to initiate you into Gaydom.

Sally: "Oleg really likes his kettlebell."
Jane: "Hes obviously gay."

Bruce: "Are there any hot guys here tonight?"
Prudence: "oooh yes! Those guys over there are my little kettlebell men!"

Kettlebell by superdudeman June 23, 2009

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked 

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked by QuacksO April 28, 2022

Irish kettlebell 

The act of placing one or more testiculs into any given asshole. The process has been attempted by many, but successful with only a few

"Wow bob did you go balls deep in Rachel last night?"

"Buddy, she just about broke my balls last night, after I tried the Irish Kettlebell."

Irish kettlebell by Skrilla af dawg December 10, 2016

kettlewell 

to punch a female person in the vagina, with force.

shes told me to make my own sandwhich... so i kettlewellled her. bitches make me sandwiches.

kettlewell by getinthedamnkitchen May 25, 2011

Kettle bell 

The act of a man's penis being shoved up his own ass which results in a 'handle' of varying sizes resembling that of a kettle bell.

That test was so difficult; I think that I would rather kettle bell myself than take another one.

So after that mother fucker mixed the Skittles with the M&M's I kettle belled him to make things right. Nobody fucks with my M&M's like that....

Kettle bell by I3lasphemy February 21, 2013