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Kethlin
Kethlin is the best.
kettling
Oh for Christ Sake, does every word need to be a sexual inuendo? For that small audience even the most modest of social consciousness- Kettling is a tactic used by police to try to suppress peaceful demonstrations by corralling protesters and refusing to let them go.
At the 24 November student demonstration in London, police were kettling students, some as young as 14, keeping them in the cold until midnight. Shame the American media didn't have time to cover it....
kettling by protester's dad November 28, 2010
Tea Kettling
A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.
Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
Tea Kettling by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011
kettling
is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."
Kathlin
Your best friend, a true gem, sweetest girl i know, and THE best sense of humour out there.
You can talk to her about anything and be yourself around her. She is that one friend that you can really trust and you just click. She is a listening type of person, and always up for anything. Makes a difficult situation into a goody happy one just by opening her mouth. She is pretty with or without makeup on and is amazing with english and poems. Once you meet her you cant stop talking to her, she is charismatic and absolutely gorgeous!!!!! She is very talented with music, and is great at piano.
If you meet a kathlin, do not let her go. They are the best people you will ever meet.
You can talk to her about anything and be yourself around her. She is that one friend that you can really trust and you just click. She is a listening type of person, and always up for anything. Makes a difficult situation into a goody happy one just by opening her mouth. She is pretty with or without makeup on and is amazing with english and poems. Once you meet her you cant stop talking to her, she is charismatic and absolutely gorgeous!!!!! She is very talented with music, and is great at piano.
If you meet a kathlin, do not let her go. They are the best people you will ever meet.
Kathlin by Yolo swaggins April 18, 2013
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