A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.
Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
by B@lth@z@r January 17, 2011
When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.
by Deering October 17, 2006
One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.
by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020
1. The act of teabagging while simaltaneously exhausting gas from the anus into the mouth of a sleeping victim, it was known as none other than teakettling.
2. There is no other definition.
2. There is no other definition.
Justin decided that he was in the mood again and teakettled Ryan...twice. Ryan had to brush his teeth twice in the morning and use mouthwash, but still failed to get the awful taste out of his mouth. Ryan despises teakettling, and seeks revenge.
by Mr. Teakettle November 08, 2007
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