Kettlin

The act of throwing a kettle full of boiling water into someone's face if they've done something wrong.

He punched me last night in the pub, I gave him a kettlin this morning and he won't be doing that again.

My girl wouldn't call me Nate the Dawg so I gave her a kettlin.

by Giffer2 June 18, 2009

Ketteling

One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.

Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?

by Dustbillx September 25, 2014

kettling

Oh for Christ Sake, does every word need to be a sexual inuendo? For that small audience even the most modest of social consciousness- Kettling is a tactic used by police to try to suppress peaceful demonstrations by corralling protesters and refusing to let them go.

At the 24 November student demonstration in London, police were kettling students, some as young as 14, keeping them in the cold until midnight. Shame the American media didn't have time to cover it....

by protester's dad November 28, 2010

Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.

Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!

by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011

kettling

is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."

At the G20 summit, the newsreader said that the Police had been "kettling" which accurately reflects the agitated state of the officers in the protest, so I am not surprised they were clubbing people to death left right and centre.

by bromp July 24, 2009

keitlin

Keitlin is completely underrated. She’s insanely sexy but she chooses to wear a baggy sweater cause it’s comfy. She’s lowkey and doesn’t give 2 shits about other peoples drama, she’s rather sit back and smoke a blunt with the homies. No question she has the sweetest soul and cares for you more than you can know. If you need her she’s there for you and you best be there for her cause she deserves it. In addition to this she is hilarious and can take a joke like a fucking champ. She can also take a dick like a fucking champ. Pussy game strong and head game stronger. Her ass is like a 4 course meal and you will never wanna eat real food again. Few are like this one- Definetly a keeper.

Damn your so keitlin

by Millymiles November 22, 2021

Keytlin

Keytlin is a wonderful person. They care about you and will always be there to talk. Keytlin is both an introvert and extrovert. Even during they're pain, they will do anything to make you happy.

If you ever meet a Keytlin, be sure to consider yourself lucky. They are one of a kind.

A: Have you ever met a Keytlin?
B: Of course, I love Keytlins.

by Xingqiu March 25, 2022