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Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018
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Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

Goddammit Joe Keteles 

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.
Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!

Burp in the kettle 

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.
I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.
Burp in the kettle by Beanius September 11, 2014
A girl who isn’t afraid to say what’s on her mind, she’s also very beautiful and confident, and she’s also loving and caring to those around her.
Damn bro have you noticed how thick ketlyn is 😮
ketlyn by vivibrazil April 18, 2019

the pot calling the kettle black 

a situation in which one person criticizes another for a fault they have themselves
Ernie accused me of being selfish. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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