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Man, look at that dude, hes such a kettler.

i was at the club last night, and some kettler snatched my ho!
Kettler by Bonzaisushi December 14, 2008
Refers to a particular body of police officers in Canada reputed to utilize bicycles or horses for mobility in maintaining law and order.

The term carries a controversial overtone due to its association with systemic racism and alleged illegitimate practices, including 'kettling', attributed to the force.

It is suggestive of a parallel with the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), reinforcing its connotation with racial discrimination.
The protest took a tense turn when the Kettlers showed up, aligning their bikes as a subtle form of intimidation.

Despite the peaceful nature of the demonstration, the Kettlers were pervasive, patrolling the areas and using unnecessary force.

The presence of Kettlers at the event was seen as an attempt to suppress the free expression of marginalized communities.

After the incident last night, there's been growing demand for an inquiry into the conduct of the Kettlers.

To ensure safety during the annual festival, the city's mayor claimed to have invited Kettlers, rather than the regular police.
Kettler by flipkoin January 30, 2024

johnny kettler 

Legendary bullrider from South side Houston tx
johnny kettler by Syrup288 June 24, 2023

Kettledrums 

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
Kettledrums by L. Linton August 24, 2018

Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

Burp in the kettle 

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.
I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.
Burp in the kettle by Beanius September 11, 2014
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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