kerplok 

A single word expression made to signify having brought home great stuff.

To bring home the goods.

Kerplok! Look at the haul I brought home

kerplok by Red Cabbage Boy February 11, 2021

Kerplongus

A person who makes idiotic mistakes repeatedly, and who lacks all respect from his or her peers.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute kerplongus!

Kerplongus by pho cack March 11, 2020

Kerplopalopin 

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

Kerplopalopin by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

kerploofkerburger by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

kerploding 

Used in an episode of enlightenment, expresses an ungodly amount of exploding.

"Hurry, the planet's kerploding!"

kerploding by we're high October 8, 2004

kerplosion 

A nightly occurence to the World of Warcraft servers. Then the forum bored. Then everybody goes out and gets laid. Well, some of us do.

1. Kerplosion! The WoW server went down again.

2. The WoW server has once again Kerploded.

kerplosion by Samsong October 26, 2004

Kerplode 

v. to have a big explosion, but in a comedic way.

Stina Shall: did you just see that person kerplode?

Lyme Ninja: Yeah, it was quite funny

Kerplode by the Lyme Ninja and Stina Shall March 13, 2009