kerplosion

A nightly occurence to the World of Warcraft servers. Then the forum bored. Then everybody goes out and gets laid. Well, some of us do.

1. Kerplosion! The WoW server went down again.

2. The WoW server has once again Kerploded.

by Samsong October 26, 2004

kerplosion

The sound you hear when you open a bag of chips.

When the bag of chips was opened, a loud kerplosion was heard.

by Sean February 26, 2005

kerplosion

An explosion that is mostly a shockwave instead of fire.
As in: a real one.

(at a police training acedademy)
You see, when the grenade detonates, its not a explosion like you see in the movies, its a kerplosion.
*applause*

by Dujac0 January 25, 2008

kersplosion

An explosion so intense that explosion/exploded is not good enough to define it.

Bob: Did you see that insane kersplosion on TV last night?

Joe: Totally dude, it just like went up in flames and smoke and then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, man. Enough said.

by LookitThatDrunkGuy June 17, 2010

kerploding

Used in an episode of enlightenment, expresses an ungodly amount of exploding.

"Hurry, the planet's kerploding!"

by we're high October 8, 2004

Kerrplosion

When someone loses their shit over something so much so that their about to have a heart attack

Did you see MK they didn’t shovel last night and he’s having a Kerrplosion. Holy shit I thinks he’s about to have a heart attack

by Marty P123 February 27, 2021

kerploinking

when a man has a full erection, he lays on the ground and the woman jumps off of the bed onto his penis, aiming to get it in the first hole flawlessly

"Hey babe, do you wanna try kerploinking tonight? I can even pull out the stepping stool for some added height"

by 4le_xxd July 27, 2025