Blongus

A word you call someone when they do something you think was stupid or you call them a blongus because you don’t like them

Ughh Wyatt is such a blongus

by Mehow Mehow August 19, 2019

Blongus

When the boys get together and be kank.

Boutta blongus this joint.

by Holy Man Of God June 01, 2019

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually

“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”

by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 07, 2020

Blongus

A word you call your friends when they are acting like little newgen fags

Person 1: Person 3 is such a blongus
Person 2: Agreed

by faghater69 April 13, 2022

Blongus

A term used in a Surreal Comedy video by Timotainment directed toward the "Meme Man". It is likely an insult used toward those who violate simple instructions. It also has a sister insult, Clampongus, which is used in similar context.

"Dave is such a blongus, he keeps absorbing all of my geometric shapes even after I tell him not to."
"Stop ascending into the (8^6)th Dimension, you blongus! Any higher and you might even be a clampongus! damn you!"

by succ man but b January 15, 2023