Blongus

A word you call someone when they do something you think was stupid or you call them a blongus because you don’t like them
Ughh Wyatt is such a blongus
by Mehow Mehow August 20, 2019
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Blongus

When the boys get together and be kank.
by Holy Man Of God June 02, 2019
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Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually
Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”
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Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
by The person who does things. December 07, 2020
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Blongus

A term used in a Surreal Comedy video by Timotainment directed toward the "Meme Man". It is likely an insult used toward those who violate simple instructions. It also has a sister insult, Clampongus, which is used in similar context.
"Dave is such a blongus, he keeps absorbing all of my geometric shapes even after I tell him not to."
"Stop ascending into the (8^6)th Dimension, you blongus! Any higher and you might even be a clampongus! damn you!"
by succ man but b January 16, 2023
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Blongus

A word you call your friends when they are acting like little newgen fags
Person 1: Person 3 is such a blongus
Person 2: Agreed
by faghater69 April 14, 2022
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