kerplode

To smite someone. If a person does somthing you don't like you would use this word to define what you want to do to them.

If you take one sip of my beer without asking I'll kerplode your head in.

by Mark November 09, 2004

kerploding

Used in an episode of enlightenment, expresses an ungodly amount of exploding.

"Hurry, the planet's kerploding!"

by we're high October 09, 2004

Kerplode

v. to have a big explosion, but in a comedic way.

Stina Shall: did you just see that person kerplode?

Lyme Ninja: Yeah, it was quite funny

by the Lyme Ninja and Stina Shall March 13, 2009

Kerplode

Too implode and explode at the same time leaving behind a
large Ball of Dark matter

Dude?!?! did you see that Jeep Kerplode?
I'm going make you eat Random chemicals and you'll Kerplode
i shot him in the face and he (Kerploded)<-----that is Kerplode in Plural form

by Hayden Nikolia Kessler February 26, 2008