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noun: A plonker whose actions are especially idiotic, eliciting surprise from any witnesses to their actions.

You're an absolute kerplonk sometimes, you know that?

kerplonk by Two9A January 25, 2011

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Kerplongus

A person who makes idiotic mistakes repeatedly, and who lacks all respect from his or her peers.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute kerplongus!

Kerplongus by pho cack March 11, 2020

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kerplunk

A game where one climbs on top of the stall walls in a public restroom and takes a shit while aiming for the toilet below. Named for the sound a turd makes after falling 6 feet into a toilet.

Don't use the middle stall... I tried a kerplunk in there earlier and totally missed!

kerplunk by JB123456 October 15, 2013

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Kerplunk

A great Green Day album. It ties in with the other cd "dookie" because, as lead singer Billie Joe says, "When you take a s--t in the toilet, that's the sound it makes is kerplunk."

I picked up the Kerplunk album on vinyl yesterday at the music store.

Kerplunk by Haushinka November 18, 2003

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Kerplunk

the sound of a huge shit hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your anus after dropping a terd

Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!

Kerplunk by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002

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Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.

Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...

Ass Kerplunk by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008

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Oscar Kerplunkladdy

The name that you give ur pet hampster that you love so much but sadly killed by leaving it in the hampster ball forgetting to let him out and therefore starving him to death.so sad

I just killed Oscar Kerplunkladdy! Fuck!

Oscar Kerplunkladdy by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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