kerploding

Used in an episode of enlightenment, expresses an ungodly amount of exploding.

"Hurry, the planet's kerploding!"

by we're high October 8, 2004

Kerplongus

A person who makes idiotic mistakes repeatedly, and who lacks all respect from his or her peers.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute kerplongus!

by pho cack March 11, 2020

kerploinking

when a man has a full erection, he lays on the ground and the woman jumps off of the bed onto his penis, aiming to get it in the first hole flawlessly

"Hey babe, do you wanna try kerploinking tonight? I can even pull out the stepping stool for some added height"

by 4le_xxd July 27, 2025