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Of or relating to the website kerplops.com. A Plop is a random utterance. Kerplops is a compliation of these random utterances.
Hey man, you should post that at kerplops.com
kerplop by browndog128 July 22, 2012
The sound your poop makes when it hits the water.
My girlfriend was on the can the other day and I heard a loud hissing but it wasn't until the kerplop I knew she was also taking a dump!
kerplop by Y!A Phil J December 18, 2008
A phrase one uses when annoying their friends
You: Kerplop,kerplop,kerplop
Friend: We get it already! STFU!
Kerplop by Odjarn September 5, 2016

Kerplop(s)

Kerplop

1. The splashing sound poop makes in a toilet bowl with a decent amount of water
Kerplop(s) by Mr. President Shit August 18, 2012

Keyser Kerplop 

Like it’s cousin the Cleveland Steamer, the Keyser Kerplop involves laying down a deuce upon ones sexual partners chest or groin. This iteration however is taken after stopping by and eating too much at Extended Family Funeral wakes or after eating too many chillie dogs from Marties Hot Dog Stand on Main Street.
Did You hear about Charlie?
No,why what happened…
He ate too much food at the Bergman family wake and after going home and getting frisky with his life partner Davis, he unloaded a Keyser Kerplop that was heard three blocks away….

Kerplopalopin 

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.
Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.
Kerplopalopin by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023