Kerploffle

When you fall in the shower, but you get so scared from it that you poop onto the waffle

Dude, totally just kerploffled in the shower this morning

by Momoonthegogo February 8, 2026

Kerfluffle

noun. a disturbance or hubbub; a small scale disturbance. an upsetting event

Due to yesterday's kerfluffle, I will be leaving the community.

by taylor November 22, 2004

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

Kerfluffle

A situation which results from multiple parties engaging in violent, sporadic, or uncontrollable behavior.

Those two puppies caused a kerfluffle at the dog park.

by John and Heather May 22, 2022

Kerfluffle

Verb: To rile up, confuse, or anger a cat (especially kittens) into fluffing up. Sometimes results in a cat spazzing out and running around the residence.

The cat was so kerfluffled you could hardly see its legs under all the fur.

by Samishii January 20, 2011

Ye old Kerfluffle

A band of weirdos who are loud, annoying, lonely, and random scream about memes

(no one can say that about us but me cause I'm in the band)

Wow ye old Kerfluffle is a really weird band

by Ava Is Trash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 14, 2018

KERFOFFLE

It means your in a tough situation.

MAN THIS IS A REAL KERFOFFLE

by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019