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Karate Raccoon 

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.
I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.
Karate Raccoon by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

Buster Keaton 

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018

Karate Mom 

A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!

Yeah, she's a karate mom!

Michael Keaton 

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.
'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'
Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020

Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.
Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"
keaten is a guy who is super nice and kind. he is sweet and laughs at your jokes. he usually is not emotional about a lot or likes to keep it hidden but once you become closer to him he opens up and you see a different side of him you'd never expect. you will never forget him, he's by your side. if you meet a keaten, don't let him go, because he is truly a good friend and stellar human.
oh my gosh, keaten is so nice and kind you HAVE to meet him
Keaten by a friend 🌮 November 25, 2016