A place where a poker was stuck slowly up my arse for four years. The psychological surgery necessary to remove it is pretty damn expensive. Nevertheless, it offers a great education.
Me: Hey Lord Wellesley, have you removed the Eton poker yet?
LW: One of the laity--how quaint!
by Unfortunate Businessman September 17, 2008
A Small town in Berkshire near Slough which was fairly innocuous and insignificant until some bright spark in the 1440's decided to place a Fagan's Den of under age male sex on top.
He's 5 years old isn't he? He's a bit queer? He needs an Eton education. It will do him the world of good in Male Company.
by Scruffytubbles October 26, 2019
The King's College of Our Lady of Eton beside Windsor, commonly known as Eton College or just Eton, is a prestigious and internationally known independent school for boys, which is often described as the most famous school in the world. It is located in Eton, Berkshire, near Windsor in England, situated about a mile north of Windsor Castle. The school's Headmaster, Tony Little, MA, is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and the school is a member of the Eton Group of independent schools in the United Kingdom. It has a very long list of well known alumni, including 19 former British Prime Ministers.
Royal Guy: "I go to Eton."
Normal Dude: "Sue me!"
by psiscott2000 April 30, 2006
cool, good, awesome, great, but can mean lots of other things
Dude, that is freakin etonic right there.
by violin2love October 24, 2005
Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers.

Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.
I wouldn't want my little darlings mixing with the peasants. Hugo and I will be packing them off to Eton College!
by theurbandictionarydon April 27, 2011
1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.
Who's in charge of Britain then? Not sure, but it's certainly an Eton mess.
by CameronSucksBalls May 11, 2010