A place where a poker was stuck slowly up my arse for four years. The psychological surgery necessary to remove it is pretty damn expensive. Nevertheless, it offers a great education.
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He's 5 years old isn't he? He's a bit queer? He needs an Eton education. It will do him the world of good in Male Company.
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The King's College of Our Lady of Eton beside Windsor, commonly known as Eton College or just Eton, is a prestigious and internationally known independent school for boys, which is often described as the most famous school in the world. It is located in Eton, Berkshire, near Windsor in England, situated about a mile north of Windsor Castle. The school's Headmaster, Tony Little, MA, is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and the school is a member of the Eton Group of independent schools in the United Kingdom. It has a very long list of well known alumni, including 19 former British Prime Ministers.
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Posh boys school in England with an annual fee of over the average income. Sports played are rowing, rugby and cricket. Pupils consist mainly of upper middle class white Oxbridge-bound Hooray Henrys, many of whom are the offspring of aristocrats and investment bankers.
Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.
Alumni includes 19 British prime ministers, the Duke of Wellington and Princes William and Harry. Situated in the quaint Berkshire town of Eton, which features a Coutts Bank and a Jack Wills store in the High Street.
I wouldn't want my little darlings mixing with the peasants. Hugo and I will be packing them off to Eton College!
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