Definitions by Tater_Taco

Karate Raccoon 

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

Karate Raccoon by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020