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To be dry, boring, or just uninteresting. Bad at making conversation or particularly blunt, responding with simple one to two word answers. Hard to talk to.
"Why are you so keratic all the time. You're no fun to hang out with."
Keratic by toothbrushed September 4, 2023
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Keratilwe 

Very edible tastes tender if cooked right but at times is chewey

All keratilwe's are basic meals 100% don't recommend
"Let's go out to eat"

Where

"Kfc"

"But they have keratilwe's"

"Oh no, never mind "
Keratilwe by Bigger than me November 23, 2021

keratin enhancement artist 

A person, Female or Male whos occupation it is to manicure, pedicure, maintain or enhance finger and toe nails with acrylic, gel, or fabric wrap.
when you go to get your nails done you go to a keratin enhancement artist

keratin kiss 

Jim: How'd her clitty taste brah?
Brah: MAN it was bad son, it was hairy... keratin kiss city
keratin kiss by juice_josh_ November 30, 2019

Keratile 

Keratile is a Tswana name commonly given to a girl child meaning 'I have loved'. She is a sweet sweet remeberance of love from mother to child. Keratile is a sweet, determine girl who strives for greatness
Keratile lesedi larona
I have loved our light
Keratile by Os.B4 November 21, 2021

keratin complex

when you are more excited to share personal information or achievements than to actually enjoy them yourself privately. very egotistical and common in only children. usually an attempt to seek validation and attention that was never offered during childhood.
“Babes. Luca is giving me the Gucci shirt. I stay winning.”

Omg Aidan. You have a total keratin complex.”

karaticize 

The act of being forced to use karate on opposition.
I was walking hone from school and some bullies were picking on me, I decided to karaticize them and continue on my way.
karaticize by Jugito April 22, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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