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keaten is a guy who is super nice and kind. he is sweet and laughs at your jokes. he usually is not emotional about a lot or likes to keep it hidden but once you become closer to him he opens up and you see a different side of him you'd never expect. you will never forget him, he's by your side. if you meet a keaten, don't let him go, because he is truly a good friend and stellar human.
oh my gosh, keaten is so nice and kind you HAVE to meet him
Keaten by a friend 🌮 November 25, 2016
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Keaten is an amazing person and if u his girl u one lucky ass bitch he really knows how to treat a girl he's hella good at video games and is good at a lot of things and sometimes he doubts him self but I know for a fact that hes worth so much and he's a special person he's loving ,caring ,sweet,and charming he also has a nice big ass dick and is a very attractive guy if u know a keaten never lose him u will regret it because you will never find someone else as special as him so keep your keaten he is the best person in world.
Damn there's keaten
Keaten by Jailssa is a piece of shit February 16, 2018
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That guy is a big keaten
Keaten by Heiff April 20, 2018
Has the biggest dick in the entire world. Never cheat great guy
Damn keaten you have a big dick
Keaten by Young_Nut January 22, 2020
He’s ugly dirty rat , he cheats on every girl

he doesn’t not deserve a girlfriend he deserves nothing the ugly slag , also has a very huge nose and a small cock
Keatens a fucking manslag, he deserves no girl and no friends !
Keaten by Sarah bollish December 31, 2019

Buster Keaton 

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018

Michael Keaton 

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.
'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'
Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020