The best guy you will ever meet. He has perfect blue eyes. He second guesses himself even tho he's perfect. Usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. He has the best friends ever. And he makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the best kisserrr ever. Anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.
Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!
by Yassss September 15, 2014
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Keaton is a very funny and intelligent guy. He is probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet and has a great personality. He has a great sense of humor and he's extremely nice. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.
Oh my God have you meet Keaton he is hilarious.
by Ok let's be honest March 16, 2017
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Keaton is a tall ass hood nigga, but he knows how to treat his girl right, he’s good in the sheets, and gots a BIG dick. He knows when to be a gentlemen, but he also knows when to knock someone’s ass out. He’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet, and he can’t be outsmarted. Go ahead and try. He likes to be called daddy, and he knows how to use his fingers because he’s played a game system his whole life. He’s chill as fuck, go get you a keaton
Ally: Bro, keaton is lit
Dylan: ik bro
by thatswhatsup April 12, 2019
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My bodypillow
"Have you seen Keaton mom?"
"YOU NEED TO GET OVER THAT DAMM BODY PILLOW KAREN"
by Keatonlover69 July 3, 2021
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the best lookin nigga you will every see. he got a big ole dick, they call him long john silvers. he is about 5'8 in stature but he has a huge heart and you will love him long time! he is the coolest guy you'll ever meet and easy to get along with, and he is dangerous in the bedroom. and he is always swagged out!
Jane: Daaaaaamn! Keaton got a big ass dick
Shela: I kno he's sooo fine!!!
by keatonmcneely October 25, 2011
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A guy who is kind caring good lookin but finds it hard to pick up girls because he doesn't want to hurt them with a break up
Girl1:I bet Keaton wants to go out with you Girl2:probably,why doesn't he ask me out then Girl1:because he doesn't want to hurt you
by cooldude9+10 April 30, 2015
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Keaton is someone that will always make you laugh. He is so easy to talk to. If you're looking for someone to have conversations with until 3am about the most random stuff, that's Keaton. He is someone that will always be there for you and has the best advice. If you have a Keaton in your life, DONT LET HIM GO. hes literally perfect in every way. hes adorable in like a quirky way and will always make you smile.
Keaton is so cool!
by S.F.P March 29, 2020
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