kakked

Simultaneously shitting and jizzing.

"I just kakked my pants."

by thekakker October 25, 2014

Kaked

When you have been caught doing something, even though you tried as hard as you could to not get caught

I told him I was going to sleep, so I wouldn’t have to talk to him anymore. Then I viewed his snap story, Ive been kaked.

by CBRea November 25, 2017

karked

From the slang Kark (shortened form of carcass - a dead body)

To have died

I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally

In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty

But I didnt.....

by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 18, 2005

kakkebroek

Dutch
someone shitting his pants. or who has shat them. or who looks like he or she has done so.

He, kakkebroek, nog geneukt?

: Hey shitpants, done any fucking lately?

by Cees van Cleef May 31, 2007

kakkerrig

kakkerrig is a word used in the afrikaans language, where you describe something terrible..

Today was a kakkerrig day

by JessicaKnowsBest December 25, 2018

auto kakke

To ejaculate upon a vehicle. Sexual fetish. Combination of the words AUTOmobile and buKAKKE.

In the privacy of his garage, Jeff frequently performed auto kakke on his vintage Corvette.

by Big Al February 24, 2004

kwakked

Pronounced kwok'd.

(adj.) To be thoroughly inebriated.

After the Belgian beer crafted by Pauwel Kwak in 1791. Comes in a big, funny glass that pours all over you as you tip it to drink.

Alternate spelling: kwaked.

"Dude, I think the server-chick is pretty farghin' kwakked, too."

by AmosDW May 19, 2007