kakked

Simultaneously shitting and jizzing.

"I just kakked my pants."

by thekakker October 25, 2014

kak

Rubbish, shit, crap or just plain useless

"you are kak at driving"

"Thats just total kak!"

"That film/game/car is kak"

by Meoff April 14, 2006

kak

South Africanism for Shit Pronunced: KUK

Excuse me while I go take a kak.
You speak more kak than Goerge Bush.
Kak in your eye poes!

by Mike May 02, 2003

kak

Youre all talkin Kak. It comes directly from the Afrikaanse (South African) word KAK which means SHIT

Gaan kak!! (Go shit!!) Jy praat kak (Your talking shit)

by PooMan UK September 04, 2006

Kak

Pronounced (K U K) is the South African word for shit.

You screwed who? Dont talk kak to me brother!

by Tom-E September 17, 2006

kak

slang term for shit

i will kak on your head..
i kakked on his desk..
i put it up her kak hole..or chutney pipe

by wayno May 24, 2004

Kak

Of inferior quality.

He drives a Kak car.

by Johann de Swardt September 29, 2003