34 definitions by Big Al

The little gold stringy things you put on your christmas tree.

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

a huge blunt

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.

When u give it to a girl in the pooper, then u smack both sides of the butt cheeks