kwakked

Pronounced kwok'd.

(adj.) To be thoroughly inebriated.

After the Belgian beer crafted by Pauwel Kwak in 1791. Comes in a big, funny glass that pours all over you as you tip it to drink.

Alternate spelling: kwaked.

"Dude, I think the server-chick is pretty farghin' kwakked, too."

by AmosDW May 19, 2007

kwaked out

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops

"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."

by weedoholic September 19, 2016

kwakkel

used when someone is not all there in the head
originated dutch. M.S.

bro this kid is a kwakkel
gy bent een echte kwakkel a dinge

by notseafz June 24, 2022

kakked

Simultaneously shitting and jizzing.

"I just kakked my pants."

by thekakker October 25, 2014

Kwaked

Kwaking, or to kwak, means to bid farewell to someone leaving a chat room after that person having already left, leaving the word hanging in the air.

John : "Bye guys!"
John has left the chat
Kwakzalver : "Bye John!"
Kwakzalver : "Damn, I kwaked."

by Berzelus October 11, 2013

Kwaked

In ducks language.. getting yo cheeks "kwaked" (clapped). Kwak is the sound of a duck

🦆: get kwaked loser
Loser: :,(

by ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ May 29, 2021

Kwaked

In Dickies language.. getting yo cheeks "kwaked" (clapped) or (get fucked). Kwak is the sound of a duck

🦆: get kwaked loser
Loser: :(
..............
Sike nibba get kwaked *sends a pic of a duck instead of nudz*

by ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ May 30, 2021