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kakker

A highly religious and uneducated member of the kkk.
"Did you hear about the kakker attacks?"
by janny_cena_ August 19, 2016
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blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.
He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.
by squarf March 2, 2004
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The Kacker

A slang term for very strong marijuana. The kacker is commonly known to make the smoker cough severely upon inhalation.
Senior: Hey you guys got the kacker!?
Kurt: Standard
by The Achievers January 27, 2013
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Kanker Sisters

The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.
The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.
by PrabYugop January 9, 2015
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kanker

Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.

1. A word describing a deadly disease.

2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".

3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.

4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.

2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)

3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)

4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...

All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
by Iliekdrugs March 20, 2011
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Kanker

A special type of tumor formed inside of the heads of fornite players.
Jij moet je KANKER bek houden, zwartjoekel!
by Tuurchemokuur February 1, 2019
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kanker op

"Fuck off".

Kanker means cancer, so you really wish for someone to get outta ya way and get cancer and die.
Person 1: "Wil je neuken?" (wanna fuck?)
Person 2: "kanker op!"
by anomalous June 15, 2008
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