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Something screwed up, entangled, twisted together.
I wanted to use the vacuum cleaner but the lead was all kaffled up, so I didn't bother.
kaffled by Bob68T December 18, 2007
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Past tense of kaff, to quit or to die
There were other
problems with the car - blown frost plug, kaffed distributor.

He didn't even get killed by a Croc, he got killed by a stingray. That's pathetic. At least he kaffed doing something he loved.
kaffed by Michipicoten March 30, 2007
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kaffedoktor

One part of coffee and one part of strong liquor. The best medicine one can have.
Man, I feel the really down. I should really grab a kaffedoktor.
kaffedoktor by Luuuuuuuuuvvv November 28, 2012
To fall asleep suddenly. Can be drunk, stoned or just plain tired.
Can be a 'kaffler' which is where you are a person who 'kaffles' a lot.
1. My god Sarah is such a Kaffler!
2. I'm going home to fully kaffle out.
kaffle by Me alrite! November 27, 2006

Kafflesterve 

Kafflesterve is a name meaning of bravery, honor and peacefulness, this name came from a peaceful bee that doesn't attack under any circumstance. Make this name more popuar-
Kafflesterve is such a good friend
Kafflesterve by Mcyt_Avacado November 16, 2020
To cancel a previously agreed night out. One can be a kaffler, well known for kaffling repeatedly.
Where's Dave?

He's kaffled, the big girl.
Kaffle by raelor January 14, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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