kaffed

Past tense of kaff, to quit or to die

There were other
problems with the car - blown frost plug, kaffed distributor.

He didn't even get killed by a Croc, he got killed by a stingray. That's pathetic. At least he kaffed doing something he loved.

by Michipicoten March 30, 2007

Kaffer O'clock

The official name for South Africa's power utility outage problem known as Loadshedding.
This is the direct cause of the ANC party being completely inept at running a country and stealing trillions of dollars in taxpayer money.

Heads up, its Kaffer O'clock from 2pm to 8pm

by T the dog June 28, 2022

kaffelaff

A common Norwegian word for a cup of coffee. You need a plenty of this but beware it's laxative.

En kaffelaff om dagen gjør godt for magen.

Ut på tur, aldri sur, med en liten kaffelaff på lur.

Først kaff, så laff.

by foggelino February 5, 2010

kaffer budgie

A South African term to describe flies.

Look at all those kaffer budgies eating that kid's eyes.

by Vern-Dog May 18, 2016

Kanker Kaffer

A nigger that has cancer, south african slur

Jou fokken kanker kaffer hou jou poes bek

by MrKafferSin February 17, 2021

kaffer

a racial slur in south africa for blacks, very derogatory.

That kaffer over there is worhtless to me, would you like to buy him for five rand?

by jason reti July 2, 2005

Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus

A treehouse designed for cats to leisurely indulge in coffee and cake.

I dream of building a Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus for my beloved cats one day, where they can relax and enjoy treats.

by HappyCleaner82 June 19, 2023