kaffed

Past tense of kaff, to quit or to die

There were other
problems with the car - blown frost plug, kaffed distributor.

He didn't even get killed by a Croc, he got killed by a stingray. That's pathetic. At least he kaffed doing something he loved.

by Michipicoten March 30, 2007

Kaf kaf

A kafkaf is a sandal in Hebrew. As slang it is used to call someone a dumbass.

Gheez Shlomo got bumba stuck in his nose.. what a Kaf Kaf...

by Yunggboi August 02, 2020

KAF

kill all furries

ayo hello kitty says kill all furries (KAF)!

by ieatmytoefungus December 07, 2020

Kaf

A classic example of an organism suffering through the congenital disease known as "Filipino", a normal person should stay as far away as possible to keep safe as this creature is extremely sexually stimulated like any other with symptoms of "Filipino" .
It appears unusually friendly and casual to a fresh prey but only shows its true fangs when it's got the prey caught in its trap and fills the target's mind with ramblings of BL.
Seeing a kaf in the wild (discord) is extremely dangerous as it's just mindless depravity being filled in your brain.

Person 1- Kaf
Person 2- Dies

by Zrave October 22, 2023

kaf

high-as-fuck on ketamine, ketamined-as-fuck

maybe i'm just saying this cuz i'm kaf but this is the best shit i've ever heard in my life

by Walabastard August 19, 2020

KAF

kill all furries

Furries. an enthusiast for animal characters with human characteristics, in particular a person who dresses up in costume as such a character or uses one as an avatar online.

lets KAF

by Plutonium618 April 21, 2023

kaf

Kick Ass Funny, in chatspeak.

Person 1: I fell down the stairs.
Person 2: Omg! KAF!

by Yonnie October 20, 2004