kaffle

To fall asleep suddenly. Can be drunk, stoned or just plain tired.
Can be a 'kaffler' which is where you are a person who 'kaffles' a lot.

1. My god Sarah is such a Kaffler!
2. I'm going home to fully kaffle out.

by Me alrite! November 27, 2006

kaffled

Something screwed up, entangled, twisted together.

I wanted to use the vacuum cleaner but the lead was all kaffled up, so I didn't bother.

by Bob68T November 18, 2007

Kaffle

To cancel a previously agreed night out. One can be a kaffler, well known for kaffling repeatedly.

Where's Dave?

He's kaffled, the big girl.

by raelor October 1, 2008