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to quit or die, most commonly used in the past tense as kaffed
There were other
problems with the car - blown frost plug, kaffed distributor

He didn't even get killed by a Croc, he got killed by a stingray. That's pathetic. At least he kaffed doing something he loved.
by Michipicoten March 25, 2007
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A term used to describe a senile middle aged irish slag who talks to young boys and knows fuck all about football too and is a glory hunting freak.
Oh Kaff just fuck off will you please

MY NAME IS NOT KAFF ITS KATHRYN
KAFFINE
Thats it. Your getting blocked
by im.incorrigible July 30, 2018
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goes extremely extremely well with chip
fish and chip, kaff and chip. u see. go well together.
by Bob April 07, 2005
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a, Its a shortcut for Keep Away From Fire.

b, Person who is extremely explosive

c, In a good way: extreemly hot chick.
Kaff your bitch buddy!

Wooow What a kaff chick!
by kaffchick September 21, 2010
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peas on kaff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"oops i mean kaff, kaff, kaff, kaff"
"kaff's stripping in the air"
"kaff's cherry"
"wait, what if he has a thing for big lips?"
by kaff January 05, 2005
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Kaff is a girl who obsesses over a celebrity rather then people she knows , she gathers feeling and emotional connections and adores them . she can only imagine herself with a specific person and fails to settle for anyone less . She has a close group of friends and a gorgeous pearly white smile , she wishes she was an only child and hates not being the favourite. She is a big sports fan but fails to support teams that thrive just them she is different. She is a melt
“I decorated my room with posters” “Christ your such a kaff
by The real Peter Andre November 06, 2018
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