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Guy with a massive cock.

Someone who will eat your pussy till you squirt like a fire hydrant.
That guy is totally a Kaelam
Kaelam by Hobgoblin42069 March 10, 2021
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kaelam mc anee 

Someone who gets a baldy and looks like hes about to stab you
ROSH was scared when a kaelam mc anee approached
kaelam mc anee by ROSH 11 June 8, 2017
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Kaela Kovalskia 

The term used for the Cutest Penguin
I have seen a lot of cute penguins so far, but don't hold a candle to Kaela Kovalskia.
Kaela Kovalskia by Marin_Marin December 22, 2022

Katlamity 

A magical land of absolute Cat-chaos painted in the soft hues of love, compassion and empathy..
Jane's world is Katlamity, where feral cats become cherished family members. Leave no cat behind.
Katlamity by goodneighbor2 May 22, 2013
Beautiful but doesn't know it.
Unique, smart, & has an amazing smile.
Deserves the absolute best in life.
She may not be a 10/10 but her personality is definitely worth getting to know her. Everyone loves her.

Shy but very outgoing once you get to know her. Hides her insecurities by being awkward yet hilarious.

The most kind and loyal girl.
She never breaks a promise and never tells others' secrets.
She gives, not requesting anything in return.
She doesn't need a reason to be nice.

She may be shy, but is open to meet new people.
She is never quick to judge unless she is given a reason to.
Don't break her down because she is already broken.
Guy 1: Wow man, count yourself lucky that you actually know Kaela.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She's amazing.

Friend 1: I need to tell you something important.
Friend 2: Whoa, no. Stop right there. Go tell Kaela cause I'm gonna end up running my mouth haha
Friend 1: Oh, you're right. What was I thinking telling you?
Friend 2:.........-_-

Person 1: Omg I love Kaela.
Person 2: Who doesn't?
Kaela by thatsnotmynameq September 15, 2013

Kalamabooze 

A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.
I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.
Kalamabooze by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010

kalamazoo 

Yes it does exist! It's in Michigan and is a bigger town than people probably think, mainly due to the fact that it's home of Western Michigan University. There is also the much smaller Kalamazoo College, also called K College. There is usually plenty of to do in the area and the public library is nationally known.
"there's a place called Kalamazoo?!"

"I hear there's a party in the student ghetto tonight."
kalamazoo by kzoogirl April 20, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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