kalamazoo 

Yes it does exist! It's in Michigan and is a bigger town than people probably think, mainly due to the fact that it's home of Western Michigan University. There is also the much smaller Kalamazoo College, also called K College. There is usually plenty of to do in the area and the public library is nationally known.

"there's a place called Kalamazoo?!"

"I hear there's a party in the student ghetto tonight."

kalamazoo by kzoogirl April 20, 2006

Kalamazoo 

kalamazoo, yes its real!! i have been there!!!! it has a nice mall, and its in MICHIGAN!!!!!!! yeah..... and its quite big and it has KVCC! lol, which is a lame ass colege but it works

lets go to the bad side of kalamazoo and get some hookers babe!!!!! CHEAH!

Kalamazoo by nikki October 14, 2006

kalamazoo 

the term, ‘kala,’ means bread in german. if you are familiar with european dialect, you might recognize the funny word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime chair.

long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.

anon: have you seen that kalamazoo down the road? he’s there every night.

anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.

kalamazoo by Chezbegurs January 5, 2021

kalamazoo 

A town where nothing occurs. I think our mascot is the... I dont really know, and nobody really cares. But we have the KWings, I guess thats pretty cool. Not really. Kalamazoo is shitty, and horrible, the best thing we have here is maybe our library, it is pretty nice looking.

I just visited this town and i bought a shirt that said " Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo" - exept, people who really do here, buy these shirts...and wear them. NO shit there really is a kalamazoo, you live here dumbf**k

kalamazoo by noflyway99 February 26, 2005

kalamazoo 

Kalamazoo is the most incredible guy on the planet. BUT only the second greatest person :)

For other words describing Kalamazoo please see...
amazing, super, incredible, gorgeous, sweet, hot, oh.. and one more!! -> mine :)

Kalamazoo is my sexy bizotch!

kalamazoo by Kristen March 7, 2005

kalamazoo 

the term, ‘kala,’ is derived from the german language, which means bread. if you’re familiar with european dialect, you may recognize the word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime rest. long story short, it describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark.

anon: have you seen that kalamazoo down the road? he’s there usually every day.

anon: yeah, he’s pretty good. maybe he could become a famous kalamazoo like the ones we see in hollywood movies.

kalamazoo by Chezbegurs January 5, 2021

Kalamazoo Corndog 

When a man is eating a girl (or other man) out, he pukes inside her vagina or Butthole and proceeds by performing intercourse in the same hole. Using the vomit as lubricant, he pulls out and has a vomit covered penis. The partner then sucks the vomit covered penis off until it ejaculates.

Wow, you gave that girl a Kalamazoo Corndog?... HELL YES BRO!

Kalamazoo Corndog by Jerry Rolodex February 29, 2008